Question: What did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning?
Answer: Good Moo..rning!
Question: bob and ted go to restaraunt and both order seagull soup. as soon as ted tastes it he runs home and kills himself. why? Bob DID NOT muder him and the soup was not rotten.
Answer: a while back, bob, ted and teds wife were out on a boat trip. they got stranded on an island and they were starving to death. SO... bob murdered ted wife, made her into soup and said it was seagull soup. they ate it and ted assumed his wife had drowned.they got rescued and they were good friends still. after a while bob offered to take ted to a seafood restaraunt. they order seagull soup and ted tastes it. ted then knows that what he ate on the island was not really seagull soup. it was his wife. so he goes home and kills himself becuase he ate his own wife.
Question: on what side of a teacup is it's handle?
Answer: outside
Question: who has invisible?
Answer: ghosts
Question: dived 30 by 1/2 and add 10. what is the answer.
Answer: 70, because 1/2 = .5 and if you divide it you get 60 then you + 10 and get 70.
Question: We are very little creatures, and we all have very different features. One of us in glass is set, another you will find in jet. Another may be found in tin, and the fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you.
What are we?
What are we?
Answer: The vowels: A E I O U and sometimes Y.
Question: thirty-six white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they champ, then they stand still. What are they?
Answer: Teeth
Question: mary's father had 5 children zony zonu zoggy zoza what was the name of the other child?
Answer: mary! MARY'S father has 5 children it says four children and mary!
Question: WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY AT THE SALE.
Answer: CHEAP!CHEAP!
Question: there was a girl who went to her fathers funeral. when she went there she fell in love with a guy.after sometime she hadn't seen him anymore(as in he ditched her).after she couldn't find him she killed her sister. why did she kill her sister?
Answer: she killed her sister so she could see him again in the funeral.
