Question: You are a bus driver and you pick up 214 people at one stop.THen you go to the next stop 10 get off then 456 get on. Next stop 8725 get on,then 154 get off then finally 222154 gat on.
What's the bus drivers name.
What's the bus drivers name.
Answer: You'r name. You are the bus driver.
Question: What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: A Towel
Question: A farmer wants to move a fox a sheep and some grass across a river. He can only take one at a time in the boat. Who should he take in which order?
Answer: Its impossible if the famer takes the sheep then he will have to go back and take something else i.e: the grass or the fox. And after leaving leaving one he will have to go back and get the other (letting the sheep eat the grass or the fox eat the sheep).
Question: What is fish that can't swim in oil?
Answer: fishstick
Question: a boy lived on the 30th floor
every time he went on the elevator
he hit the 17th floor
why was that
every time he went on the elevator
he hit the 17th floor
why was that
Answer: he was a little boy
he couldn't reach the 30th button
he couldn't reach the 30th button
Question: What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
Answer: Do you lava me like I lava you!!
Question: What do you get when you mix Carmen Electra with Beyonce?
Answer: One really hot girlfriend. ;)
Question: In what sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards?
Answer: Tug of war..
Question: Why did Tigger
stick his head in the toilot?
stick his head in the toilot?
Answer:
To find pooh
To find pooh
Question: What's a scaredy cat's favorite dinner?
Answer: A chicken wing
