Question: as cold as stone yet harderto yet u find me where u here i dowhat am,I?
Answer: diamon ring
Question: A man is 100 metres away from the middle of an empty feild, that measures 200 by 200 metres square. When the man reaches the middle of the feild, he knows that he is going to die. He is not ill, nobody will cause his death, and he does not want to die. How does he know he is going to die?
Answer: The man is 100 metres up in the air, and his parachute has failed to open.
Question: whats the diffirence in between president bush, and a bag of waste?.
Answer: the bag
Question: if you put a blue coloyred wood in a green coloured water.what will happen?
Answer: it will become wet
Question: A man is walking in the forest of the Jabudaut tribe. The tribe hates trespassers. They caught the man and was going to punish him the same way as all the other trespassers. He was told to say a statement; if it was true, he would be shot to death, if it was false, he would be hung(opinions are judged true or false by the tribe. The man amazingly did not die. He said a statement that was neither true nor false, confusing the tribe. What was the statement?
Answer: I will be hung.
Question: There is a man, a dj for the local radio station. He goes for five minuites, but on the way back to work, the track on the radio repeates itself. He then goes and drives off a cliff. Why?
Answer: He lined up five songs on his play-list. he then goes and kills his wife. on his return, the last song repeates itself. Rather than wanting to go to prision, he commits suicide.
Question: What is it that everyone needs, no one wants,and when used, never seen by the user?
Answer: A coffin
Question: What animal or bug crawls then flys?
Answer: A butterfly. It starts out as a catterpiller then turns in to a butterfly.
Question: It can be made many different ways. Wars have been started over it. Almost every country has had this at one point, and you probably have too. It can be as hotter than 100 degrees and colder than ice. It is still used, no matter what temperature it is. What is it?
Answer: Tea
Question: There is a man who lives where he works. Everynight when he goes to bed he has to keep the light on. One night he gets sick and tired of having the light on when he goes to bed, so he turns it off. When he wakes up in the morning he looks at the newspaper and kills himself. Where does he live?
Answer: A lighthouse.