Question: What comes twice in a week but once in a year

Question: What has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destoyed and today people are sad of it?

Question: A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. Which side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico?

Question: A mum gives birth to a boy.
The boy grows up.
The boy marrys the mum.
How is this legally possible?

Question: If you had 10 completly white geese and then other completly white geese on the other side of the river. and your geese cross the river how can you tell ur geese apart from the other white geese.

Question: red, white, and blue what color is the word after the period. red

Question: What demameds an answer,
but ask no question?

Question: when does independence come before new years???

Question: The police found a dead man in his room and there was a tape recording they listened to the tape.it said"I cant live with my self any more" then they heard a gun shot and the tape ended.The police immediatly knew wnat happened.Was it murder or sucide?

Question: Often talked of, never seen, ever coming, never been, Daily looked for, never here, still approaching, coming near. Thousands for it's visit wait But alas for their fate, Though they expect me to appear, They will never find me here.