Question: What costs nothing, wheighs nothing but lasts a lifetime that one person cant own, but two can share
Answer: F R I E N D S H I P
Question: there was a boy named john that annoyed his sisters and step sisters. one day he died. Ehy did he die???
Answer: Because his sisters killed him from annoying them
Question: what has no begging and no end?
Answer: a circle
Question: there is a dead guy in a car. he has been shot it isnt a suicide all doors and windows are locked th car isnt damaged at all how did the guy get shot?
Answer: the car is a convertible
Question: everybody with a missing tooth says sure to pick me what am I?
Answer: a pic- sure...... a picture :-o
Question: A cowboy rides into town on friday he stays for three days and leaves on friday how is this possible?
Answer: Friday is the name off his horse.
Question: Im a singer, and dark, i like to rap who am i .... OH AND IM FAMOUS!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT $$$$$
Answer: 50sent hes my cusins idol
Question: a companion often labors with you,
Yet there is no good nor harm in it's labor,
and though you can manage as well with out it,
It cannot be driven away from you.
Answer: shadow
Question: very stupid
Answer: very very stupid
Question: Whats black when clean, but dirty when white?
Answer: A black board