Question: every day you walk on us, we can't work without each other, and never can i help you.
Answer: a shadow
Question: There are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, How long does it take for them to dig two half's?
Answer: Two Half's make a whole
Question: What is in the middle of Paris but it is not in the middle of london.
Answer: the letter r
Question: One bright time in the middle of the night two dead boys began to fight. Back-to-back they faced each other pulled out a knife and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true....... ask the blind man. He saw it too!
How is this possible?
How is this possible?
Answer: This took place in Alaska, where there is no darkness. The boys stood back-to-back alright, but each faced a mirror, thus capable of seeing the other one. They did pull out a knife, but used a gn instead to kill each other. The policeman is deaf now, but wasn't then. The man is blind now but wasn't then. The two dead boys killed each so they're dead, but not before they killed each other. When it says they started to fight, he is describing them as dead now, after they shot each other. If this is confusing, read slowly again. If it's still confusing, to bad.
Question: A man was going on a mission with his horse and they have to come back next tuesday. But when the man got on the horse he was on tuesday. why??
hint=on tuesday
hint=on tuesday
Answer: his horse's name was tuesday, so when he was riding on his horse, he was riding on tuesday
Question: A bus driver was going down a road,
He went through 2 stopsigns,
4 red lights,
an illegal U turn
and went right past a cop car.
Still, he did not break the law, how is that?
He went through 2 stopsigns,
4 red lights,
an illegal U turn
and went right past a cop car.
Still, he did not break the law, how is that?
Answer: He was walking.
Question: so there was this guy and it was night, he went upstairs to turn off the light, then he went downstairs to sleep, the next day he wakes up gets the newspaper sees the first page and hangs himself. why does he hang himself?
Answer: the guy lives and works at a light tower you know the things that have a huge light to tell ships where port safely and when he went up stairs he turned it off. and when he did that a ship crashed and all the peole on there died so he felt guilty and killed himself
Question: What gets wetter the more it dries
Answer: A towel
Question: no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. how come?
Answer: they were orphans
Question: you feed me i grow you give me to drink i die what am i?
Answer: fire
