Question: What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it you die?
Answer: Nothing of course.
Question: What walks on 4 legs when there a baby,on 2 legs when there older and then no legs when there dead?
Answer: A Human
Question: I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.

What am I?
Answer: A puzzle piece!!
Question: There is 3 cups of sugar on a table. You talke one away. Now how many do u have???
Answer: The answer is one.
Question: there are four people in a room one of them is having a drink three of them were dancing. the people who were dancing had a drink when they were bored and the person who was having a drink was dancing after he finished. later that evening the sat down and watched tv three of them said it's my favorite program one said i like grapes who was drunk?






hint:it was not the first person to have a drink or the person who said i like grapes.
Answer: the other two
because they had two drinks

if you do not get it how read text below

there was two who were drunk and they had two drinks they had a drink each but the also had two drinks altogether.
Question: I am not an insect. You see me in everyday life. I spin alot, and you can easily find me in the web.
Answer: spider
Question: Imaine your in a room with no doors, no windows or nothing else. There is a bull in the room and he wants to kill you. How do you escape.
Answer: Stop imagining.
Question: With depression I am pitted
My goal with pole has been fitted
From wood to grass I must pass
Frequency will make you last
Answer: A Golf Ball
Question: There is a house next to a railroad track and in the house Sally lies dead in a puddle and broken glass. How did this happen?
Answer: Sally was a fish in a fish bowl and when the train came along the fish bowl fell off the table and smashed and Sally died.
Question: There was a man. He ran away from home. First he ran straight. Then he turned left. Then he turned left again. Then he finally ran back home. At home, there were to masked men waiting for him. Who were they? What were they doing?
Answer: They were at a baseball game. One was the catcher and the other was the umpire.