Question: Where do sheep get a hair cut?
Answer: the baa-baa shop!
Question: touch it and it is there,
look at it there is nothing there
Answer: your ears!
Question: A plane crashed and every single person died except for 2. How is this possible?
Answer: because they were married!
Question: IT HAS MOUTH BUT NEVER EATS,IT HAS BED BUT NEVER SLEEPS,IT ONLY RUNS BUT NEVER WALKS,WHAT IS IT
Answer: RIVER
Question: Im black white and red all over what am I?
Answer: A bloody penguin
Question: When cant a bike stand up?
Answer: When it it tired.
Question: I'm red, yellow, black and white,
Fish, flower, bird in flight,
I'm underground and in the sky,
Finger, hair, heart and eye.

What am I?
Answer: Gold
Question: the germans have just made a new kind of plane. the plane has exellent speed and exellent bombs. the pilot takes it for a quick flight. he presses the button to release the bomb and it doesn't come out. whys does the bomb not come out.
Answer: because the plane is upside down!
Question: There is a person, she sees a homeless man on the side of the road. The person gives the man 5 dollars because he was the persons relative. The homeless person however has no brothers. How can this be?
Answer: The person is his sister!!! :O
Question: Which side of a cup has the handle
Answer: Cups don't have handels mugs do