Question: In an instant I reach the ground after being in the air, and I like to land in peoples hair. what am I ????
Answer: bird poop.
Question: I am thin,
I am silver,
I can bend the unbendable,
Yet I cannot bend myself.

Many fear me,
Yet many rely on me.

What am I?
Answer: A mirror.
Question: it is as light as a feather yet no man could hold it for so long
Answer: your breath
Question: There was a woman that brought her car up alongside a hotel and instantly knew she was bankrupt. Why?
Answer: She was playing monopoly. (toy car) (plastic hotel)
Question: one nomoonday a car fully coloured with black and have no lights passing through the road come across the lorry which has same characteristics.
there was no street light in that road,but the car and lorry escaped with out dassing
how it is possible?
Answer: because it is day time
Question: What kind of jokes do vegetables like?
Answer: Corny jokes
Question: there was a plane crash every single person died but there where two survivors how is this possible ?
Answer: They were married
Question: I have billions of eyes, but I live in darkness. I have millions of ears, but have only four looms. I have no muscle and has two hemispheres.
What am I?
Answer: A brain
Question: What is this?
Answer: This is a demonstrative pronoun.
Question: there once was a magician on a stool he held out a water glass in front of him. he dropped it and hit the ground,but nothing spilled. how is this?
Answer: there was no water in it.(WATERGLASS)