Question: The word starts with a "T", ends with a "T", and has "T" in it?
Answer: A Teapot
Question: What runs but never walks? What has a mouth but never talks?
Answer: A River
Question: Why is 'b' hot?
Answer: It makes oil boil! =]
Question: how many of each animal did abraham take on the ark
Answer: none, noah did
Question: I am the center of gravity
and the start of all views.
I am in lives but not in deaths.
I am similar to see
even though I am less than three
Answer: v
Question: you stuck on a fork road on your way to california, you see two brothers, one of the men is a liar and the other one only tells the truth. you can only ask both of them one question each to get to you destination which question would that be.
Answer: you would ask each of them that if you were your brother which road would you take.
(think about it)
Question: YOU CAN PUT M3 IN DA OV3N BUT U CANT PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE WAT AM I?
Answer: ALUMINUM FOIL..
Question: what is a skeletons favorite drink
Answer: milk because it's good for the bones
Question: What walks on four legs in the begging two legs in the middle and three legs in the end what is it
Answer: It is a human when they are a baby they crawl on 4 when they are in the middle they walk on 2 and in the end epwhen your old you need a cane
Question: A boy has an oversized chain around his leg and the only way out is the door across the room. How does he get out?
Answer: He just has to take the chain off of his leg. Since the chain is oversized, he can fit his leg right out of it.