Question: What force and strangth cannot get through,
I with a gentle touch can do,
and many in the street would stand,
were I not a friend at hand.
Answer: A key
Question: a man built a house all side were pointing north a polar bear walks past what colour is the bear
Answer: white
Question: How many westen's does it take to plug in a lamp?
Answer: Infinate amount. every time before he plugs the lamp in, he licks the plug and then dies. eventually he will evolve a couple hundred times and figure it out.
Question: WHAT IS GREEN WHEN YOU SEE IT, RED WHEN YOU EAT IT, AND BLACK WHEN YOU SPIT IT OUT???
Answer: A WATERMELON!!!
Question: What Breaks when you call it's name ?
Answer: Silence
Question: I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening. what am I?
Answer: a persin growing older.
(4 legs, baby crawling, 2 legs, standing, 3 legs old person with walking cane)
Question: What mouse needs you to move it and need something that starts with a E?
Answer: A computer mouse!
Question: count the numbers on my face you won't find 13 any place? What am i
Answer: a clock
Question: There were five women walking to Claire's. 5 of the women were killed,Joanna,Lidia,Penny,Andy and Maria. But the one had to be the murderers. The murderer had to grow up with Joanna since they were sisters. She hated Lidia because when they were neighboors in Seattle Lidia ate all of her brownies. But the murderer was after a man which was Penny's brother. But instead he married Andy.Andy and the murderer were best friends until Andy married her guy.
Who was the murderer?
Answer: Maria was the murderer since I never mentioned her. She loved Penny's brother. Hated Lidia. and was Joanna's sister. Andy was her best friend untilshe married Maria's guy.
Question: Which fish is royal?
Answer: A goldfish