Question: 4people were playing a game when 1 of them got money from the bank.The person knew it was fake money but he didn't say anything thing about.Why didn't he say it was fake?
Answer: They were 4kids playing monopoly and the 1 of them is the banker who holds the monopoly money which would count as fake money.
Question: 3 alians sat in thier ship. The first one said " I'm bored." The second one said " Me too." The third one said " Stel og dna wolb pu a rats."
What did the third alian say in english?
Answer: "Lets go Blow up a star." Backwards
Question: test
Answer: test
Question: I have a key used upon me, to unlock the tales and a legend on which i have gone, I can show you most, I let you hold the world within your hands though you can never truely own it. Who or what am i?
Answer: A map
Question: Scientist have proven that one side of a cat has more hair than the other. Which side is it?
Answer: Well DUAH THE INSIDE OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: if a mother and father has 7 sons, and each son has a sister, how many ppl r in the family?
Answer: 10 because 1=the wife 1=the dad 7=each son 1=sister

you see, each son has a sister, it doesnt mean an individual sister.
Question: what's a porcupine, gushes out love and has a deep layer of surprise?
Answer: A Berry
Question: what has 4 legs in the morning,
2 legs in the middle,
3 legs at the end.
Answer: a human
Question: what can you catch and not throw
Answer: a cold
Question: WHEN YOU WEAR ME YOU FEEL LIKE NOTHINGS THERE. BETTER THAN REGULAR PANTIES BECAUSE YOU GET A PERMENENT WEDGY FROM ME... WHAT AM I?
Answer: im a thong