Question: which place is showered most offently.
Answer: bath room
Question: A lady has seven kids...half of them are boys...how is this possible?

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Answer: They're all boys.
Question: Beckim is going to bed. He gets undressed and changed, then goes and turns out his light. He is back in his room before the room is dark. He did not throw anything at it and it wans't a clap on clap off switch, so how did he do it?
Answer: Beckim went to bed in the daytime.
Question: if you have 3 oranges and you take away 2, how many will you have?
Answer: TWO. you took two.
Question: there is three people running down the street Santa Clause the Easter bunny and a smart blonde
when they all see a one-hundred dallor bill laying there who picks it up?
Answer: none of them
none of them exist
because a smart blonde is not real because they are all dumb blonds
Question: All my 5 senses are perfect.But I can't run play tennis or do any type of Athletics the only thing i can do in Athletics is Throw a ball in a hoop. Why can't I do any type of activity(athletics)?
Answer: I have no legs.
Question: If Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, and Mrs. Gray lives in the gray house, and Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, and Mrs. Red lives in the red house, who lives in the white house?
Answer: The president
Question: A cowboy was riding on a horse to a ghost town on Wednesday. He stayed at the ghost town for five days. On the fifth day, he left on Friday. How is this possible?
Answer: The horse was named Friday!
Question: a man, lay dead in a field with only a pakage in his hands. The pakage is unopened and the cause of his death, what is in the pakage?
Answer: a parachoute
Question: A husband and a wife go to the movies. During the movie, the husband murders the wife. He gets the body home without attracting attention. How? ? ? (Hint: It doesn't matter where they live. Yes, there are other people at the movie.)
Answer: It was a drive in movie