Question: A man lives on the 25 floor of an apartment. On rainy days he takes the elevator all the way to the 25 floor. On sunny days he goes up on the elevator 10 floors and then takes the stairs the rest of the way up. Why does he only take the stairs when it's sunny?
Answer: He only takes the elevator on sunny days because he is a little person. On rainy days he has his umbrella and can reach the botton for the 25 floor. On sunny days he doesn't have his umbrella so he can't reach the botton for the 25 floor, he can only reach the botton for the 10 floor. So, he has to take the stairs for the other 15 floors.
Question: add 1 1 1 1 5 using +/- and using each digit only once. the final answer should be 24
Answer:
Question: 
You are right next to a river and have a 5 gallon container and a 3 gallon container. You need to measure out 4 gallons of water. How do you do it?
You are right next to a river and have a 5 gallon container and a 3 gallon container. You need to measure out 4 gallons of water. How do you do it?
Answer: You fill up the 3 gallon container and pour the 3 gallons into the 5 gallon container. You fill the 3 gallon container back up, and pour it into the 5 gallon container. You empty the 5 gallon container and pour the 1 gallon left in the 3 gallon container into the five gallon container. Then you fill the 3 gallon container back up and pour it into the 5 gallon container and you have 4 gallons.
Question: 30 people decide to go on vacation to California on a plane. On the way, the plane crashes east of the Mississippi river. Were should they burry the survivors?
Answer: They don't. survivors don't get burried.
Question: I'm 90 year old but sill don't know who I am
I have a rich history with 5 children who look down on me
Always cultured but recently refined, I am backwards and forward thinker at the same time
I tech virture but hhere is no "r's" in my name
I am_______________________
I have a rich history with 5 children who look down on me
Always cultured but recently refined, I am backwards and forward thinker at the same time
I tech virture but hhere is no "r's" in my name
I am_______________________
Answer: A game?
Question: There is a apple
Answer: Orange
Question: What makes a man bald-headed
Answer: lack of hair
Question: what can run but cannot walk?
Answer: time
Question: i have 4 legs in the morning,
2 in the afternoon,
3 in the evening,
what am i?
2 in the afternoon,
3 in the evening,
what am i?
Answer: human
Question: i have got a soul but i do not live,i have a tounge but do not eat,i have a heel but i cannot stop myself what am i?
Answer: i am a shoe
