Question: THIS DOG IS A GOOD DOG WAY DOG TO KEEP A FOOL DOG BUSY DOG.
READ THIS AGIAN WITHOUT DOG!
READ THIS AGIAN WITHOUT DOG!
Answer: THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO KEEP A FOOL BUSY
DID U GET THAT!!!
DID U GET THAT!!!
Question: A gold miner walked into jewelry exchange to see what he can get for his big jackpot of gold he found- nine bags' worth of gold nuggets! He walked over to the counter and the jeweler carefully inspected the gold from each bag. The jeweler said "Well, you've got quite a payload here, but I'mm sorry to say one of these bags is full of a gold look-alike. Not fool's gold, but not gold either." The miner asked, "Well which bag is it?" The jeweler was in a riddlish mood. "How about this, I'll pay you the worth of the bag of fake gold if you can use that 25-cent scale over there one time and find out which bag is full of fake gold."
Gold Nugget Weight= 1 ounce
Fake Gold Nugget Weight= 1.1 ounces
How would you find out which bag is full of fake gold?
Gold Nugget Weight= 1 ounce
Fake Gold Nugget Weight= 1.1 ounces
How would you find out which bag is full of fake gold?
Answer: Label one bag 1, the second 2, etc. Then take one nugget of gold from the first bag, two from the second etc. and put them on the scale. Lets say for example that the sixth beg was the one full of fake gold. The total weight would be 9.6 ounces since there would've been 6 1.1 ounce pieces. And if the bag of fake gold was the third bag, it would've been 9.3 ounces.
Question: The man that builds it doesnt use it
The man that needs it doesnt know it
The man that wants it doesnt sell it
What is it?
The man that needs it doesnt know it
The man that wants it doesnt sell it
What is it?
Answer: A coffin/casket
Question: figure out if you can read this or not
Yy u r Yy 4 me u b i c u Yy 4 me
Yy u r Yy 4 me u b i c u Yy 4 me
Answer: to wise you are to wise for me you be I see you to wise for me
Question: What did the guy say when he saw a joke and a word???
Answer: Wouldn't be the joke of the day, be the wooord of the day!
Question: there are ten men and ten oranges. each took 1, how many are left?
Answer: mary's father has four children;nana, nene and nunu. who is the forth child?
Question: I am a letter and used to kill.What am I
Answer: m16
Question: The mother, father, and baby tomato was walking and the baby tomato wouldn't keep up. So the mother asked the father to tell their baby tomato to keep up with them.So the father toamto hit the baby tomato in the head,and said...........
Answer: KETCHUP!
Question: When you use it, you break it
When you break it, you're happy
Cleanup's a joy
Especially for dentists
What is it?
When you break it, you're happy
Cleanup's a joy
Especially for dentists
What is it?
Answer: A Pinata
Question: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Answer: Footsteps
