Question: why didn't cinderella play soccer?
Answer: because she ran away from the ball.
Question: how does a snail get across the street

hint: take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way
Answer: there is no 'f' in way
Question: If you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more
Answer: They both weigh a pound
Question: I make sound but have no mouth,
I move but have no body,
I am not hard nor soft
and I can be deadly!

What am I?
Answer: WIND!
Question: Dr. Susan Schwerdtfeger bumped into an old college friend. "Hello," she said. "I haven't seen or heard from you since graduation in 1983. What's happened to you?"

"Well," said the friend. I got married in 1989 to someone you wouldn't know, and this is my son." "hello" said Susan to the boy. "What's your name?" It's the same as my father's, said the boy. "Ah" said Susan, so your name must be Peter." How did Susan know?
Answer: The father
Question: WHAT PROBLEM DOES OCCUR IN A NUCLEAR ROBOT?
Answer: AN ATOMIC-ACHE.
Question: THERE ARE 12 CHICKENS ONE OF WITCH IS ABOUT TO DIE 4 CHIMPS 6 SNAKES HOW MANY HEADS ALTOGETHER
Answer: 15 THE REASON THE CHICKENS ABOUT TO DIE IS BECAUSE IT HAS LOST ITS HEAD SNAKES DO NOT HAVE HEADS IT IS PART OF THERE BODY YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR ANIMALS HA DE HA HA HA
Question: What is half of a yo-yo?
Answer: A yo!!!!!!!
Question: "I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball."
Answer: Tommorow
Question: A man has one phone, and wants to dail 5 different numbers to call 5 different people.
The man can only use the phone 10 times. And the man does not know the numbers of the five people he wants to call.
He only knows one number, and that number isn't the number of any of the 5 people he wants to call. In the end he ends up calling all of the people and he ended up dailing the same number he knew from the beginning 5 times. What is the number that he knew from the begginning?
Answer: The number that the man knew was 411, he dailed 411 five times to get the numbers of the five people and ended up using the phone 10 times.