Question: people fear me
i hate water
i live off of air and brush
what am i?
Answer: Fire
Question: There are two men walking in the dessert. They get so thristy and they are about to dehydrate. A man comes to them with water and says " what would you do for water ? " The 1st man says " ill be your slave" . The 2nd man says " ill kill the 1st man without touching him with any weapongs or skin or clothing " He kills the first man and the first man suffers a slow but painfull death. The guy gives him the water. How does the second man kill the first ?
Answer: A scorpion in the dessert bites the 1st man and the 1st man's blood gets poisened and he dies.
Question: ther is a red house a blue house and a green house redhouse one is made of brick bluehouse one is made of stone and the greenhouse one is made of what?
Answer: glass
Question: You have 10 trees you need to make 5 rows of 4. How do you do it?
Answer: Draw a star and put a tree at each intersection of the lines.
Question: One Sunday morning, a family of 3...
Mom: Susan
Dad: Robert
Daughter: Lilly
...decided to skip church due to Susan coming down with the Flu, so Robert ranout to fetch the doctor, when he came back, Lilly and Susan was dead and the police were there, some neihbors, the mail man, and a physican.
Susan and Lily died from gunshots to the head. Everyone at the scene of the crime was being questioned, even Robert.
Who killed Lilly and Susan? Why?
Answer: The Mailman...
because mail doesn't come on Sunday's.
Question: There is a blackout and everyone is running crazy, even you in a few minutes of time you come to 2 doors and bronze one or a gold one wich one do you go through? If you pick Gold you will go down a long hallway and at the end of the hallway theres 2 more doors one has a swgiley line on it and one has a straight line on it wich one do you go through. If you pick the straight line you come to a room with all boxes, boxes are everywhere so your walking around and you come to 2 holes in the groung one says enter and one says do not enter wich one do you go through? If you go through enter you drop in a kitchen and you see the door to a bathroom and a door to dinning room wich one do you go through? if you go through the bathroom you realize that it is not a bathroom. There is a man standing there saying you have to die here but im giving you the choose would you like to die by and electric chair, knife or a gun? (if you pick the other doors to go through the same thing will happen.)
Answer: The electric chair because there is no power.
Question: .My tines be long,
My tines be short,
My tines end ere,
My first report.,
What am I?
Answer: lightning
Question: A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimey all throughout. What are we?
Answer: Your nose.
Question: What walks on four legs, then walks on two legs, then walks on one leg?
Answer: A person, when your a baby you walk on all fours, when you grow up you walk on two, and when you grow old you use a walking stick
Question: forwards its heavy, backwards its not
Answer: ton