Question: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: because the chicken joke wasnt invented yet :)
Question: I am black and I am White
I am good and bad
I am powerful and I am Powerless
Rise with me or Fall to me
What am I?
Answer: Magic
Question: WITH 5 YOUR 1/2 (HALF) WAY TO THE 25K
BEEN AROUND FOR GENERTIONS
CAN BE FOUND IN FLORIDA
ITS COMMON TO BE DIFFERENT
VARY'S IN SHAPE & SIZE
SOME ARE MORE VALUED THAN OTHERS
TO E'S IN THE PLACE
DONT GET HOOKED BY THE SUNSHINE
Answer: I DONT KNOW
Question: What goes up and never comes back down?
Answer: your age
Question: There was a one-story house.Everything was green.The dog was green.The walls were green.The doors were green. The couch was green.The T.V. was green.The sink was green.The bath was green.The computer was green.The paper was green.The pictures were green.The lights were green.The tables were green.The fans were green.The headphones were green.The clothes were green.EVERYTHING WAS GREEN.So if EVERYTHING was green, what color were the stairs?(Keep in mind that EVERYTHING was green.)
Answer: It was a one-story house.There weren't any stairs.
Question: If a man loses 14 days on a two week diet, a cat with 8 lives suvives 9 attacks by a car, a bumblebee loses its buzz, and this website lost all good riddles, how many peas in a barrel of apples?

Related: Difficult Riddles
Answer: Two.
Question: if a tree falls in the middle of the woods, and no one is arounds to hear it. does it make a sound?
Answer: please tell me plz in dying toi get this one aswell
Question: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Answer: ban-an-na-na
Question: black as night or ink,
i will comfort you,
but be wary for your
horses i tire
Answer: coal
Question: I am a thing. Fishermen love me. The doctor hates me. Kids want to eat me. What am I?

Related: Riddles For Kids
Answer: Worms!