Question: What does the 1st magnet says to the 2nd magnet?
Answer: You are attractive
Question: Why did some business people sit around a clock while at their job?
Answer: Because, they're working around it
Question: I cover my face with my hands, I never say a word, yet I always give you what you want, I speak no language, I mouth no words, yet you always know what I'm saying, what am I?
Answer: A clock.
Question: Iron roof and glass walls, burns and burns but never falls. What is it?
Answer: A lantern
Question: A hunter met two shepherds, one of whom had three loaves and the other, five loaves. All the loaves were the same size. The three men agreed to share the eight loaves equally between them. After they had eaten, the hunter gave the shepherds eight bronze coins as payment for his meal. How should the two shepherds fairly divide this money?
Answer: The shepherd who had three loaves should get one coin and the shepherd who had five loaves should get seven coins. If there were eight loaves and three men, each man ate two and two-thirds loaves. So the first shepherd gave the hunter one-third of a loaf and the second shepherd gave the hunter two and one-third loaves. The shepherd who gave one-third of a loaf should get one coin and the one who gave seven-thirds of a loaf should get seven coins.
Question: What crawls on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 in the eavining
Answer: A human, 4 legs(a baby crawling) 2 legs, and 3 (a elderley man walking with a cane)
Question: Lily had a party and only invited 10 people who like each other.Lily asked everyone to sit in a circle nexted to who they liked. So it was Lily liked John, John liked Natalie, Natalie liked Ethan, Ethan liked Melissa, Melissa liked Daniel, Dan liked Venissa, Venessa liked Phil, Phil like Samantha, samantha likes Garrett, and garrett liked Lara. Whats wrong wit this circle of love.
Answer: its not a complete circle. nobody likes Lily :)
Question: Some ants are taking a walk .There is an ant in front of 2 ants ,an ant behind 2 antsand an antbetween 2 ants.What is the total number of ants?
Answer: 3 ants
Question: I am right, never wrong, and everyone that alive has me. What am I?
Answer: A right side
Question: I contains six letters, take one away and twelve remains.
Answer: dozens (a dozen is twelve)
