Question: There's a man on a bridge.The man fell down lost his town but the bridge is still upstanding.Who is the man on the bridge?And what is the Bridge?
Answer: The man on the bridge is the mayor and the bridge is his supporters.
Question: There were 7 monkeys. 1 monkey had 1 banana. The other monkeys wanted that banana. When the other monkeys were about to try and get the banana, the one monkey, with the 1 banana was gone! What happened?
Answer: When the other monkeys wern't looking, the monkey with the banana, ate the banana,and ran away, when the other monkeys wernt looking.
Question: what fo people like to read
Answer: newspaper
Question: A hill full,
A hole full,
Yet you cannot catch a bowl full.
What is it?
Answer: Mist.
Question: what falls down but never breaks
Answer: nightfall
Question: Why did the man punch the fruit?
Answer: It was written fruitpunch
Question: STORM
th
Answer: Thunderstorm

Make the "th" sound and add under to it because it is under storm. Then just add storm to the end.
Question: A man goes to a foreign country to try to find a cure for his illness. What's going on?
Answer: The man is a drunkard. He is going to a country where alcohol is illegal to cure his illness.
Question: This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?
Answer: in need of answer, please help.
Question: You are going through a maze when you suddenly come to the end. At the end there are two doors, one leads to you exiting the maze and the other leads to certain death. In front of the doors are two identicle twins (one in front of the exit and one in front of the death door). One of the twins (not knowing which one) always lies, the other (not knowing which one) always tells the truth. What is the one yes or no question that you can ask the twins so you know not only who the lier is, but also which door is the exit?
Answer: If I were to ask your brother if your door was the exit, what would he say that you would say?