Question: What size do a very large egg wear?
Answer: Eggs-tra large!
Question: If Samantha killed George and Sam killed Samantha who killed sam?
Answer: Sam is Samantha So she killed herself..lol
Question: A lady in a hotel has a room on the 12th floor. She used the elevator to go to the lobby and get coffee. When she went back up to her room, she went to the 8th floor and then took the stairs up to the 12th floor. Why did she do this?
Answer: Because she was a midget, and she couldn't reach higher then the "8" button on the elevator.
Question: A baby bull falls down, who will come to help him the mother or the father?
Answer: there is no such thing as a female bull, their called cows.
Question: What's black and white, black and white, black and white??
Answer: A Nun falling down stairs!
Question: what goes up but never comes down?
Answer: your age.
Question: You see a girl.She is 10.Her birthday is January 27,1996.Her name is Amber.She has brown/blond hair.She has blue eyes.How Do You Know So Much???
Answer: YOU ARE HER you are looking in a mirror.
Question: In a calender you will find Sunday before Monday. Where would you find Monday before Sunday?
Answer: In a dictionary
Question: 3 men walk through the woods and find a man dead on the ground with a stick in his hands how did he die??
Answer: He was on a crashing plane with 4 people and with only 3 perachutes. They ndrew straws and he got the smallest and they pushed him out of the plane.
Question: I start out long
Then I become short
Teachers use me in School
Then I become short
Teachers use me in School
Answer: A pencil.
