Question: A man was found hanging himself in a room. All that is left in this room is a puddle of water. this man could not reach the ceiling to hang himself. How did the man hang himself?
Answer: The puddle of water was first ice then turned into water.
Question: Two people were sitting down in a room. One guy took out a gun and shot the other guy and himself. why?
Answer: Easy! They were the most wanted men in america in a little room where no body can see them... so they didn't want to show themselfs to the police outside so they shot themselfs
Question: Yesterday is Wednesdays tomorrow and tomorrow is Sundays yesterday
what day am i
what day am i
Answer: friday
Question: What is the next letter in this sequence.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G.....?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G.....?
Answer: A. They are guitar chords
Question: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Answer: lawsuits
Question: I can be small as an ant and big as an elephant but i weigh absolutely nothing. What am i?
Answer: A shdow
Question: You're in a dark cave with only one match a lump of coal a stove and a kerosenelamp you have the option of lighting one which do you light first
Answer: You light the match fist of course
Question: If you are imaging you in a desert and you are felling thirsty and some camels start running you down and you are getting dehydrated WHAT WOULD YOU DO.
Answer: STOP IMAGING
Answer: A tennis ball
Question: THERE WAS A SAMOAN MAN AND A WHITE MAN AT A SCHOOL CALLED LEARN IT NOW THE TEACHER ASKED THE WHITE MAN TO TELL HER HIS ABC AND HE HAD DONE IT WELL SHE GOES UP TO THE SAMOAN MAN AND SAYS CAN U PLEASE SAY YOUR ABC HE SAID OKAY AND HE WENT AND SAID (PLEASE READ IT ALL TO GET YOUR ANSEWRER ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYANDZ THE TEACHER THEN SAID YOU MISSED A LETTER AND HE SAID I KNOW AND I HAVE AN EXUCSE WHAT WAS THE SAMOANS MAN LETTER HE MISSED AND WHAT WAS HIS EXUSCE?
Answer: P WAS THE LETTER HE HAD MISSED AND HE SAID IT IS ALSO RUNNING DOWN MY LEG AND ONTO THE FLOOR
