Question: tear one off and scratch my head
what once was red is black
instead
what once was red is black
instead
Answer: MATCH
Question: Two explorers go exploring in a forest and they find two bodies with no clothes on. They new straight away they were adam and eve . How did they know???
Answer: They had no belly buttons...They wernt born they were created!!!
Question: A man was at aconstruction site and a person said hey bro the man said he didnt have a brother how can this be???
Answer: it was his sister
Question: If a rooster laid a brown egg, what colour would the chick be?
Answer: There wouldn't be any chicks, roosters are boys. Therefor,they cannot lay eggs.
Question: justin summers owns a vacation house in the south. It has a v shaped roof and has minor damaging in the left side. Abnormally the prevailing winds come from the west during winter here. Knowing this, determine whether a roosters egg would fall east or north off of the roof of this house if it was on the point of the roof.
Answer: roosters dont lay eggs...
Question: Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?
Answer: because of the drizzle.
Question: There is 6 children who come from totally different families but have the same mother and father. How is this true?
Answer: they were adopted by the same mom and dad
Question: You are in a room with no doors, no windows, nothing except a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
Answer: You look in the mirror and you see what you saw.
Now you take the saw and saw the table in half.
2 halves of a table make a whole ... so you crawl through the hole.
Now you take the saw and saw the table in half.
2 halves of a table make a whole ... so you crawl through the hole.
Question: what is there more of the less you see?
Answer: darkness
Question: A man rode to town on Friday.
He stayed there all night,
and came back on the same Friday.
How can this be?
He stayed there all night,
and came back on the same Friday.
How can this be?
Answer: His horse is named "Friday"
