Question: If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. You thought first place, huh? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.
Question: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Answer: Nacho Cheese!
Question: whats the frozen part of lice?
Answer: ice
Question: You have four nines (9,9,9,9,). Using only these four nines arrange them to total 100. You can usu any mathematical function you want,but each nine can only be used once.
Answer: 99+9 divided by 9 = 100 =)
Question: My first is foremost legally,
My second circles outwardly,
My third leads all in victory,
My fourth ends twice a nominee
My whole is this gates only key.
My second circles outwardly,
My third leads all in victory,
My fourth ends twice a nominee
My whole is this gates only key.
Answer: Love
Question: what do you throw away when you want it and keep when you dont want it
Answer: an anchor
Question: When does 10+12 ever equal 10?
Answer: On a clock
Question: what has a hundred eyes but never a nose??
Answer: a potato
Question: What is the last thing you take off before you go to sleep?
Answer: You take your feet off the floor.
Question: A bird was flying in the sky it laid an egg but it did not fall why?
Answer: The bird was wearing an underwear!!!!!
