Question: If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?
Answer: In Washington, D.C.
Question: what is black and quick as a flash?
Answer: the road
Question: Plates use it.
Trees loose it.
Dad persuses it.
Fire chews it.
What is it?
Trees loose it.
Dad persuses it.
Fire chews it.
What is it?
Answer: Paper.
Question: tom tan got a tan then he bought some tokens
how many t's are in that?
how many t's are in that?
Answer: 2 t's are in that
Question: what do you sit in, sleep on and, brush your teeth with?
Answer: a chair a bed and a toothbrush!!
Question: To the left of the clergy of backwards discourse,
And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse,
He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen,
And though his path is strait he always lands in between.
What is he?
And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse,
He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen,
And though his path is strait he always lands in between.
What is he?
Answer: He is a chess knight.
Question: The man who makes it, sells it.
The man who buys it, uses it.
The man who uses it, dosen't know he's
using it. What is it??
The man who buys it, uses it.
The man who uses it, dosen't know he's
using it. What is it??
Answer: A coffin
Question: what is as scary has a ghost,and as small as a bottle of nail polish?
Answer: your big toe
Question: i am stared in a movie, i can make lite, i rece and chill, what can i be??
Answer: i can be a car
Question: it eatd to live but never drinks what is it?
Answer: fire
