Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: air
Question: What do you put in the toaster?
Answer: Bread! Toast is what the bread becomes in the toaster.
Question: "You have 27 diamonds exactly looking the same except 1 only among all is original. This original one weighs more than the other fake ones. You have a scale that can be used three times only. Use the scale to figure which one is the original diamond".
Answer:
Question: When is a Door,
Not A Door?
Answer: When its ajar.
Question: A cowboy rides into town on friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on friday. How did he do that?
Answer: The horse is named "Friday".
Question: a boy and his dad are driving in the car , then they crash , the dad die's and the son is rushed to hospital , then a person come's in and says '' thats my son !''
who is that person ?
Answer: the boys mum
Question: What does a chicken say instead of good?
Answer: EGGcelent
Question: Labrotherw
Answer: brother in law
Question: A man is trapped in a concrete room with no windows or doors and he only has a bed and calendar. How does he eat?
Answer: He gets his water from the spring in his mattress and dates from the calendar
Question: We Called Yesterday, Today.
Understand It?
Answer: It's just a fact.

Yesterday was yesterday.