Question: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Question: In daytime they're together, at night time they scatter
Answer: Pillows
Question: There are 3 women
Each woman has 2 children
Only seven chairs to sit on are available
They manage to fit on the seven chairs
How is that possible
Answer: One woman was elderly
She had Two grown up daughters
Each of the Daughters also had two children
which makes them seven people not nie as many thought
Question: IF GOD CAN DO ANYTHING, IS IT POSIIBLE FOR HIM TO CREATE A STONE SO HEAVY THAT EVEN HE CANNOT LIFT.
Answer: I HONESTLY DONT KNOW!!!

HE CAN DO ANYTHING, SO HE CAN MAKE THE STONE,BUT AT THE SAME TIME HE WOULD BE ABLE TO LIFT IT
Question: A man leaves home a goes in one direction for about 50ft. Then he turns left and walks another 50ft. He then makes another left and walks another 50ft. before turning to go back home. When he saw home there was a masked man waiting there for him. Why is the man afraid to go home?
Answer: The man in the mask was the catcher. he was playing baseball.
Question: What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Answer: Your Breath
Question: what have three legs and one eye?
Answer: traffic light
Question: If there were 2 cyclists and they were facing eachother at exactly 20 kilometres apart. As the cyclists started at one cyclist was a fly and the fly flew back and fourth from the 2 cyclists, How far has the fly flown?
Answer: The fly flew only 15km because when the fly was flying the cyclists were getting closer as the fly flew, so the fly flew less than the cyclists.
Question: Where do people like to have fun?
Answer: The bathroom. They wanted to potty!!! ( party )
Question: 500 begins it, 500 ends it. A five in the middle is seen. The first of all people, the first of all letters, give me the name of this famous king.
Answer: King David