Question: there is a thing that nothing is, t'is sometimes tall and sometimes short, it joins our talk, it joins our sport, and plays at every game
Answer: A shadow
Question: what do you call a ghost parents
Answer: transparent
Question: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Answer: Man
Question: One day in a far far away castle Princess T-Rex (dino.) lived at the lowest crater on the moon surrounded by alienized donkeys!She managed to escape by using a secret weapon! What was that weapon?
Answer: She layed an egg(poo)that was bigger than the crater itself and killed the donkeys and she lived happily ever after until she broke her space helmet and suffacated!
Question: A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream with a little boat waiting in it. The man could only take himself and one other thing - the fox, the goose, or the sack of corn. How did the man get all three things across the stream in one trip?
Answer: The goose eats the corn and the fox eats the goose. Then the man takes the fox across teh stream with him.
Question: try to make a phone number with these numbers: 2, 5, 7, 6, 3, 9, 1, 8,
Answer: you can't a phone numberhas ONLY 7 #'s.
Question: What is Altoido's real name
Answer: Altoido!
Question: I am in chocolate, and also healthy.
I am in your face, and am at the end of space.
I am in everything! What am I?
Answer: The letter "E".
cocolatE
hEalthy
facE
spacE
EvErything.
Question: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
Answer: A rug/a rail
Question: a man gave one son 10 cents he gave his son 15 cents. what time is it?
Answer: 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.