Question: what do math teachers name there first child.
Answer: Matthew
Question: The man was afraid to go because the man with the mask was there. Who is the man with the mask?
Answer: The catcher. The afraid to go home is a baseball player who is on third and the catcher is at home plate.
Question: why didn't Snow White die when she ate the poison apple??
Answer: Because she was in the dwarf's living room. All the dwarfs keft her there so that she would not die.
Question: One day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20KG. He put something that made it 19KG , what did he put?
Answer: holes.
Question: What is as big as and elephant but weighs nothing?
Answer: its shadow
Question: The head is the tail and tail is the head and u r in the middle. What is it?
Answer: CHURCH
Question: if you think you got it answer this
i an the and and thee i am ever thing

what am i?
Answer: god
Question: An old man got shot in the head in a car. The windows were rolled up, the doors were closed and locked, the car wasn't damaged and there were no weapons in the car. HOW DID HE GET SHOT?
Answer: He was in a convertible.
Question: What do you do to go on the other side of the door when you have: a bowl of oatmeal, a fork and a knife?
Answer: You open the door.
Question: A tractor is on and island with no bridge connecting the island to the mainland. It wasnt built on the island and it wasnt brought there by water or air. How did the tractor get there?
Answer: The tractor was driven over in the winter when the lake was frozen over.