Question: This is where i keep my sweets, try to guess.
It holds my coat and the old books,To find out this riddle i might say, i keep it in here everyday. The books might be old, but not the sweets. You might find this thing in high school,keep looking keep looking and you might drool. Hard to find? i wont tell, the riddle isent over so keep on looking.The sweets are in here with steaming glaze, the books are soggy, and so is my coat. As you can see the riddle is long, so its over finished thats all. What is it?
Answer: My locker in school.
Question: A harvest sown and reaped on the same day
In an unplowed field,
Which increases without growing,
Remains whole though it is eaten
Within and without,
Is useless and yet
The staple of nations.
Answer: War.
Question: An electrical train was on a railroad.It was going east blowing smoke. What way was it blowing the smoke?
Answer: Electrical trains do not blow smoke!!!
Question: How do you stop a blonde tank?
Answer: Shoot the people pushing it
Question: A top brain surgeon has a brother who won the lottery. Although the man who won the lottery did not have a brother. How could this be?
Answer: The top brain surgeon was a women!
Question:

I am the owner of a pet store. If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?
Answer: I have 3 cages and 4 canaries
Question: little Nancy Ettistoat,
in a white pettiecoat
and a red nose,
the longer she stands,
the shorter she grows!
Answer: a candle
Question: a man was looking through a 6th floor window
thought for a minute then jumped
But did not die or get hurt at all

How??
Answer: He jumped in the window.
He was outside the window
He was a window washer!!!
Question: What measures out time,
Until in time
All is smashed to it?
Answer: Sand.
Question: If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
Answer: the answer is 2 two you take 2.... (you have 2)