Question: Who won the Beauty Contest of the monsters/beasts?
Answer: Nobody, cause monsters are ugly not beautiful.
Question: When is a door not a door?
Answer: When it is ajar.
Question: A man robbed thousand billion dollars from a big bank .All the police and detectives came and investigated . Acording to the clues laid three men named rob ,jake ,sonny were suspected. yet they found that sonny was the criminal . How?
Answer: From the money , he became a billionare!!!!
Question: You get a knife 2 slice my head then weep beside me when I'm dead. You deep fry me and I taste good What am I?
Answer: an onion
Question: the baker does not make it,
the buyer does not use it,
and the user uses it without knowing
What is it?
the buyer does not use it,
and the user uses it without knowing
What is it?
Answer: A coffin
Question: A train conducter only lets on people who bring the right item.Mr tompson the first man brings pepper but not salt.the second man brings an apple but not an orange.What will you bring?
Answer: supper but not lunch.Everything ha double P.
Question: there is a man who is selling theuniversal solvent.He sell it to a company the owner did not believe him.WHY?
Answer: because the universal solvent is water
Question: i can be a quarter , i can be a half, i can be full, but the other side of me you'll never know. What am i ?!
Answer: the moon =]]]
Question: I make you're hands sweat and your heart cold. What am i??????
Answer: Fear
Question: What herb cures all ailments?
Answer: By the black raven's crime,
And by this rhyme,
The answer is thyme.
And by this rhyme,
The answer is thyme.
