Question: Thick as fog but light as air
You never see me coming
I cloud your sences and grip your life
My ways are truly cunning
I fill a room in now time flat
I can cause folkes to die
My brother and siter are solid and wet
But tell me what am I?
Answer: Gas
Question: A maid was cleaning a phone which you could call for free until she heard a break in. nothing was stolen but a few coins. there were 3 people at the sence of the crime. the first person was mrs Kim which was found looking at the coins before the break in. the second person was mr tim which was found asking for asprin at the front desk, after he was asked some question he when to the pay phone and called his wife that he would be late. the last person was a teenager named mattew which was found drunk in the elevador jaming his finger into the ground floor. the poilce chef mr. jim siad "i know who was the robber is just let me check something". who was the robber and how did Mr. jim know?
Answer: The robber was Mr. Tim becausewhy would he use the pay phone when he could just usethe phone that was free. he used it to get rid of the evidence of the coins.
Question: With pointed fangs it sits in wait,

With piercing force its doles out fate,

Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,

Eternally joining in a single bite.

What am I?
Answer: A Stapler
Question: tear me of and scratch my head once was red is black instead
Answer: a match
Question: I have no whieght, you can't hold me, yet you can put me in and take me out of places. If you put me a bucket, it will make the bucket lighter. What am I?
Answer: A hole
Question: 30 dogs 28 sheep how many did not?
Answer: 10
Question: What am i? I am greater than god. Worser than the devil. The poor have me but the rich don't. If you eat me you'll die. What am i?
Answer: nothing
Question: A man leaves home. He takes three left turns. He returns home to find two masked men. What happened?
Answer: The man is a baseball player who hit a homerun, left HOME PLATE, trotted around the THREE bases, and returned to HOME PLATE to find the catcher and umpire who wear MASKS.
Question: A baby falls out of a 20 story building and survives. How?
Answer: The baby fell out of the first floor!
Question: A cowboy had to go to a business trip in Florida for 4 days. He left on Sunday and returned on Tuesday. How is that possible?
Answer: His horse's name was tuesday.