Question: I begin with T
I end with T
and I have T in myself.
What am I?
I end with T
and I have T in myself.
What am I?
Answer: I am a teapot!!
Question: 
There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said the Madam. "No it's not," says the man. "It's less than half full."
Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said the Madam. "No it's not," says the man. "It's less than half full."
Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
Answer: Tilt the barrel until the wine barely touches the lip of the barrel.
If the bottom of the barrel is visible then it is less than half full.
If the barrel bottom is still completly coverd by the wine, then it is more than half full.
If the bottom of the barrel is visible then it is less than half full.
If the barrel bottom is still completly coverd by the wine, then it is more than half full.
Question: I always run, never walk.
Have a mouth, but never talk.
And have a bed, but never sleep.
Im made out of a liquide, but never weep.
Have a mouth, but never talk.
And have a bed, but never sleep.
Im made out of a liquide, but never weep.
Answer: A RIVER
Question: a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!!why'd he say ouch?
Answer: hewalked into a pole
Question: a man got shot in a car, the windows were up the doors were locked he was alone and he did'nt shoot himself.no glass was broke. how did he get shot?
Answer: he was in a convertiable
Question: 
After teaching his class all about roman numerals (X = 10, IX=9 and so on) the teacher asked his class to draw a single continuous line and turn IX into 6. The only stipulation the teacher made was that the pen could not be lifted from the paper until the line was complete.
After teaching his class all about roman numerals (X = 10, IX=9 and so on) the teacher asked his class to draw a single continuous line and turn IX into 6. The only stipulation the teacher made was that the pen could not be lifted from the paper until the line was complete.
Answer: Draw an S in front of the IX and it spells SIX. No one said the line had to be straight :)
Question: My first is in tea but not in leaf
My second is in teapot and also in teeth
My third is in caddy but not in cosy
My fourth is in cup but not in rosy
My fifth is in herbal and also in health
My sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth
My last is in drink, so what can I be?
I’m there in a classroom, do you listen to me?
My second is in teapot and also in teeth
My third is in caddy but not in cosy
My fourth is in cup but not in rosy
My fifth is in herbal and also in health
My sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth
My last is in drink, so what can I be?
I’m there in a classroom, do you listen to me?
Answer: Teacher.
Question: There were 5 girls standing around a basket with 5 apples. The sign said for free so each girl took one but there was still and apple left, How?
Answer: The first 4 girls took an apple and the 5th and final girl took the basket.
Question: what time does a dentist get up to leave for work
Answer: tooth hurrty
Question: Can a man marry his widows siter?
Answer: no
