Question: I am words in a sentence, and my answer is hard to figure out. What am I?

Question: I am just two and two. I am hot. I am cold.
I'm the parent of numbers that cannot be told.
I'm a gift beyond measure, a matter of course,
And I'm yielded with pleasure- even taken by force.

What am I?

Question: For vigilance and courage true,
I've no superior, equals few:
Which makes me by the industrious priz'd,
But by the indolent despis'd;
Bold and alert I meet the foe,
In all engagements without valour show;
And if he proves too proud to yield,
One falls before we quite the field.

Question: I come twice a week but once a year. What am I?

Question: What has a head and a tail but no body?
Is that possible?

Question: General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he's the only cowboy left.

He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, "Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing."
Custer ponders a while and thinks:"If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!" He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. "Well," the genie asks "have you made up your mind?"

What did Custer ask for to help him get away?

Question: At 8:00 four men gathered to play a game. At the end of the game, a man was left dead, with 52 bicycles in the room how did he die.

Question: John was 7 one year days ago.
Today is December 31.
Tomorrow he will be 9.
How can this be?

Question: 2 muffins were baking in the oven. one muffin said ohh man is it hot in here! what did the other muffin say?

Question: If the day before yesterday is the 23rd, then what is the day after tomorrow.