Question: If a papa bull eats three bales of hay and a baby bull eats one bale, how much hay will a mama bull eat?
Answer: Nothing. There is no such thing as a mama bull.
Question: It's always 1 to 6,

it's always 15 to 20,

it's always 5,

but it's never 21,

unless it's flying.
Answer: The answer is: a dice. An explanation:
"It's always 1 to 6": the numbers on the faces of the dice,
"it's always 15 to 20": the sum of the exposed faces when the dice comes to rest after being thrown,
"it's always 5": the number of exposed faces when the dice is at rest,
"but it's never 21": the sum of the exposed faces is never 21 when the dice is at rest,
"unless it's flying": the sum of all exposed faces when the dice is flying is 21 (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6).
Question: there was a boy.he had 4 friends.
once he had promised them to give each a candy.
they had given a time of 2 days. on the second day he and his father went to a shop. near the shop was a funfair.he said his father to buy 4 candys while he is in the fair.But he,s father
heard it as 2 candys. next day he got a problem.
he had only 2 candys.now what can he do?
Answer: he can cut them into two halves.
Question: A man and a womam just got married and they are flying to Hawaii for their honeymoon. As the couple were looking down into one of the largest volcanoes, the wife falls in and dies. The husband flies back to his home very sad.
The next day, he gets a phone call. The person on the phone said "I know who killed your wife."

Who killed the wife?
Who called the husband?
How did they know?
Answer: the husband killed his wife.
the person who called was a flight attendant, because after reading about the death of his wife in the Newspaper she realized he bought one round trip ticket for himself and a one way ticket for his wife.
Question: If you are an american in the living room than what are you in the bathroom?
Answer: eurapean
Question: I can alter the actions of a king, and leave puzzled the greatest of philosophers. What am I?
Answer: A woman
Question: Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it, has no knowledge of it.
Answer: a grave
Question:

Two words, my answer is only two words.

To keep me, you must give me.
Answer: Your word
Question: A car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number. What are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another?

(a palindrome can be read both forwards and backwards, like "Kayak")
Answer: 110 miles. (73037)
Question: A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them:
Right turn!
About turn!
Left turn!

In which direction are they now facing?
Answer: East. A right turn is 90 degrees, an about turn is 180 degrees, and a left turn is also 90 degrees. Therefore, the soldiers are now facing east.