Question: i dont have head i dont have hand i have different colors who i am?
Answer: SHIRTS
Question: I have a long neck,
I'm named after a bird,
I Feed on cargo of ships
I'm not alive

What am I ?
Answer: A crane.
Question: Three lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Answer: Water
Question: a man lives on the 6th floor of a block of flats, every morning when he goes to work, he presses the button for the groung floor, but on his way home, he presses the button for the 3rd floor and walks the rest of the way. why?
Answer: because he is too short to reach the button for the 6th floor!
Question: What has four legs in the morning
Two in the afternoon
And three in the evening?
Answer: A human being

Human crawls on all four as a baby (morning)
Two legs in the youth of our lives (afternoon)
And three when we reach old age and end up using a walking stick. (Evening)
Question: Come A Riddle Come A Raddle Come A Rat Tat Tat. A Wee Wee Man In A Red Red Hat, With A Staff In His Hnad And A Stone In His Throat, Tell me This Riddle And Il'l Give You A Groat
Answer: Cherry
Question: Which one of these is gramatically correct?
Nine and seven IS fifteen, OR Nine and Seven ARE fifteen?
Answer: Neither, Nine and seven is Sixteen.
Question: The cost of making only the maker knows,
Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded.
A poor man may give one as easily as a king.
When one is broken pain and deceit are assured.
Answer: Promise
Question: What can you fill a bucket with to make it lighter
Answer: holes
Question: A man came out of the pharmacy shop with a needle on one hand and a secret object in the other. While he was walking, a homeless person was asking for coins. The man gave the homeless person the secret object and the needle. He told the homeless person(homie) to rub the needle against the object. The next day, homie tracked down the man and thanked him for the needle and the object. Homie was finely dressed and came out from a yellow limousine. He gave a bag to the man and said thank you. The man opened the bag, sniffed it, and said, "still smelled fresh".
What was the secret object?
Answer: how should i know?