Question: I'm usually slimmy and sticky, Soft but bummpy, Bright and dull, I love to eat what bugs me and sometimes I live in a hole......what am I?

Question: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50.



The question is: How did the man win the bet?

Question: when you are below me you cant breathe but you wont immediately die, when you are above me you can breathe, what am i ?

Question: If my name was mixed with my dads name, it would be maroon.if I mixed with mom, I'd be just a tiny weeny lighter.If my mom mixed her name and my dads name, it would be my name.

My dads name is blue

What is my name?




*whats my moms name?*

Question: What goes up but never goes down?

Question: Do they have a fourth of July in England?

Question: One Sunday morning, a mother and her daughter went to Church. The mother was in a nice dress while her daughter for an outfit at which her mother didn't approve. The mother told her daughter to wear something " Christ-like " next Sunday. On the following Sunday, the mother and her daughter went to Church and the daughter wore ripped jeans. Her mother asked her why she didn't dress the way she asked her? What was her daughter's response?

Question:

Glittering points

That downward thrust,

Sparkling spears

That never rust.

Question: A plane is flying from Canada to the U.S.A.It crashes.Where do u bury the survivors?

Question: beach,paper,and bath-what do these items have in common?