Question: I'M AM AS SMALL AS A MOSE,BUT EVERYBODY LIKES ME. IT MAY HAVE SOMTHING TO DO WITH A DOOR.
Answer: A KEY
Question: What do you call a man that was bitten by a bat?
Answer: Nothing, because Batman wasn't bitten by a bat.
Question: the baker does not make it,
the buyer does not use it,
and the user uses it without knowing

What is it?
Answer: A coffin
Question: IF FARMER A SELLS DUCK AND FARMER B SELL CHICKENS.THEN WHAT FARMER C WILL SELL?
Answer: FARMER C=PHAMACY.PHAMACY SELL MEDICINES.
Question: a man is laying in a field, face up, and he is not breathing. next to him is a rock. he is wearing tights, who is he?
Answer: superman
Question: what can be seen during the day, but is lost in the night?
Answer: a shadow.....
Question: There was a man found dead on a sunday morning in his own bathroom. He was 5'7, and 173 pounds. When cops came, they asked the wife, she was sleeping, when they asked the butler he said he was cleaning, when they asked the maid, she was getting the mail, and when they asked the cook, he said he was cooking. Who killed the man?
Answer: The maid did it, there is no mail on sunday.
Question: There was an ice cube sitting in the freezer. Somebody who knew the ice cube was there went to get the ice cube in the freezer, but it was gone. Why was the ice cube gone? (hint hint; the ice cube was still in the freezer)
Answer: The freezer was off and the ice cube melted.
Question: There is a list of number from 1-1000. How many times does the number "3" appear?
Answer: 301 times
Question: A blone girl and a brunette girl jumped off a building.Who died first????
Answer: The Brunette girl because the blonde had to ask for directions!!!!! HAHAHAHA