Riddle: There was a man found dead on a sunday morning in his own bathroom. He was 5'7, and 173 pounds. When cops came, they asked the wife, she was sleeping, when they asked the butler he said he was cleaning, when they asked the maid, she was getting the mail, and when they asked the cook, he said he was cooking. Who killed the man?
Answer: The maid did it, there is no mail on sunday.