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Question: THE BUYER BUYS IT
BUT NEVER USES IT
THE USERS USES IT
BUT NEVER SEES IT

Question: Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain.

Question: There are two people dead in a cabin in the woods. How did they die?

Question: Whats greater than god, worse than the devil, the rich need it, and the poor have it?

Question: there were three man. the 1st man always said 'we three man' the 2nd man always said' for happiness' and the 3rd man always said 'lets go'. one day, a girl was kiddnapped and the police ask them if they know who kiddnapped the girl. the 1st man said 'we three man' then the police said 'why did you do that for?' the 2nd man said'for happiness!' the police ask them' do you want to go to jail?' the 3 rd man said lets go!!!' guess where are they?

Question: When is a door not a door?

Question: Jack left on Friday, came back Wednesday, but was only gone for two days. How is that possible?

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Question: This guy living on the 20th floor in an apartment building got up early each morning to go to work in a downtown store. He always went into the elevator on the 20th floor and rode down to the entrance (1st floor). When he came home he always rode the elevator from the entrance and up to the 8th floor. He walked out of the elevator and walked the stairs up to his apartment on the 20th floor.

Why don't he take the elevator all the way up to his apartment?