Question: April flowers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
Answer: Pilgrims. The Mayflower was a boat that brought pilgrims to the U.S.
Question: How fast can a penguin fly?
Answer: It cant fly.
Question: A man in standing in a room,
and someone dumps water on him.
Without conciousness of what has happened,
he falls to the floor instantly, dead.
and someone dumps water on him.
Without conciousness of what has happened,
he falls to the floor instantly, dead.
Answer: The water was frozen into ice.
Question: There is a kid,and his dad.They are driving and they have a bad wreck.The dad gos to one hospital,and the kid gos to another hospital.The doctor comes in to look at the kid,and says I can't work on him.How is that possible???
Answer: The doctor is his Mom.
Question: Why did the chicken go to the playground?
Answer: Because the playground can't go to the chicken.
Question: You're the bus driver. The bus is filled with sixteen people. Eight people get off and seven people come on. At the next stop all but one get off, and three adults, a senior and a girl with her dog come on. At the next stop the girl and the dog get off, and two people come on. At the last stop all of the people get off except two adults. What color are the bus driver's eyes?
Answer: You're the bus driver!
Question: Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Answer: [Samuel is bald.]
Question: What is round, weightless and you can put it in a barrel?
Answer: A Hole
Question: which month has 28 day in it?
Answer: every month
Question: What has a head and a tail and flips?
Answer: a coin
