Question: What is a question you can never say "yes" to?
Answer: Are you asleep?
Question: Remember that time
at that place
during that event?
Ah you were there o and you.
Hint: Its a yes or no answer.
Answer: I do. Or Do i?
Question: There is an electric train going 400mph going south. The wind is blowing 40 miles per hour north.Which way does the smoke blow?
Answer: It dosen't have any smoke it's an electric train remember!
Question: plapplapplapplap
Answer: plapplapplapplap
Question: I FLY BUT HAVE NO WINGS . I CRY BUT HAVE NO TEARS. I SEE DARKNESS COME UP ON THE WORLD . WHAT AM I
Answer: THE CLOUDS
Question: a man built a house all side were pointing north a polar bear walks past what colour is the bear
Answer: white
Question: David's mom had four kids. The first one was a boy named Jimmy. The second one was a girl named Sammy. The third was a boy named Chris. The fourth one was a boy. What was his name?
Answer: David
Question: black we are and much addmired, men seek for us if they are tiered. we tire the horses and confort the man, tell me this riddle if you can.
Answer: coal
Question: There is a family that lived a round house with a a son a daghter a mom a dad and a maid. The son was killed who killed him the mom was in the kichen cooking the dad was outside cuting the grass the daghter was helping her mom and the maid was sweping ever corner of the house.Who is ling?
Answer: the maid was sweeping every corner but thy lived in a round house.
Question: this is as light as a feather , yet no man can hold it it for long.what is it?
Answer: breath