Question: Pepsi or Coke?
Answer: Burger King
Question: A person went to bed at 10:00pm and woke up at 8:00am. The person only got 9 hours of sleep. Explain this. Note, he did not get up in the middle of the night.
Answer: Over night daylight saving went forward 1 hour. So right when the clock struck 12:00am. It became 1:00am.
Question: If someone is throwing a ball and no one else is aound and the ball comes back to them. How is this possible.
Answer: He is throwing it up in the air.
Question: there was a girl named kelly and she was annoying taylor and john and kristin and shanna.She had fainted one day and never woke up why???????
Answer: She died because she got so annoying john shot her!!!!!:(
Question: Whoever shall speak of the truth may pass through here.
Answer: Truth.
Question: I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy... at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect. I will fight to my death... no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can't see me. What am i?
Answer: white blood cell
Question: What has jerry curlz, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips?
Answer: NATHANIEL LITTLES
Question: I'm dead, but I give birth. I can solve anything with a word and kick. Though, I'm landed on everyday, it's so others can have a lick. Bears love me and so does a certain friend. If you run fast enough and birth in my ways can play tricks on your brain and if you're quiet long enough, you'll always hear my name.

I'm the maker of life, but the destoryer too. If you listen carefully, I've given you 10 clues.

What Am I?
Answer: Chuck Norris' RoundHouse Kick
Question: if there are 29 fish in the fish tank and 6 die how many are left in the fish tank?
Answer: 29 because no one took the dead fish out yet!
Question: From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?
Answer: The letter 'e'