Question: I AM GREATER THAN GOD,
MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL,

THE POOR HAVE ME,
AND THE RICH DON'T,

IF YOU EAT ME YOU'LL DIE

WHAT AM I
Answer: NOTHING
Question: it is a gate but we not pass through it?
Answer: colgate
Question: who has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on niagra falls.
Answer: blondin
Question: There was a man who owned a horse and another man wanted to buy it off of him. The man that owned the horse said to the other man "Are you sure, my horse don't look so good!" So the other man says"No your horse is beatiful and I want to buy it!" So the man bought the horse. The next day he went riding with the horse and came to a cliff about 2 metres high. The horse walked right off the cliff and got the mann in the hospital. After he came out of the hospital he went to the man who sold him the horse sayng the he was mad that he sold him a blind horse!What did the man that sold the horse say?
Answer: "I told you my horse don't look so good!"
Question: How do you make 30 cents with only two coins and one of them can't be a nickel?
Answer: A quarter and a nickel. One of them can't be a nickel, the other one can.
Question: What animal can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Any animal that can jump-cause a house can't.
Question: yo i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzlewhat am i!!!
Answer: i'm a fizzel
Question: half a circle
full a circle
half a circle
A
half a cirle
full a circle
LA
What does that spell?
Answer: coca cola
Question: how many animals did moses take on the ark?
Answer: he didn't take any noah did.
Question: I am tall in the morning,
I am short at noon,
At night I dissapear.
what am I?
Answer: I am a shadow!