Question: if it took 3 men 3 hours to dig a 3 foot hole who long will it take 2 men to dig a half a hole?
Answer: you can't dig a half of a hole. ounce you stick youre shovle in the ground and lift it is a hole.
Question: We are three words, nothing ryhmes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a ryhming word. We begin with O, M, and S. Who are we?
Answer: silver, month, and orange.
Question: What is the only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter?
Answer: Uncopyrightable.
Question: Your stuck in a house. How do you get out?
Answer: You can't get out considering your stuck in it.
Question: A man walked to town with a fox, a goose and a sack f corn.he came to a stearm which he had to crossin a tiny boat.he couldn't leave the fox only with the goose or the goose with the corn.how did he get them all safely overe the stearm
Answer: the man takes the goose so the fox wouldn't eat the corn the he comes bake to take the fox and the corn
Question: A KING DINES WITH
HIS SISTER,
HIS FRIEND,
AND HIS FRIEND'S WIFE.
ALL OF THEM WERE GREEDY BEASTS,
WHO LOVED FOOD
MORE THAN LIFE.
AT LAST,
THREE PIES ALONE REMAINED,
THERE WASN'T ANY KIFE.
HOW DO THEY ALL HAVE EQUAL SHARES,
AND SAVE THEMSELVES FROM STRIFE???
HIS SISTER,
HIS FRIEND,
AND HIS FRIEND'S WIFE.
ALL OF THEM WERE GREEDY BEASTS,
WHO LOVED FOOD
MORE THAN LIFE.
AT LAST,
THREE PIES ALONE REMAINED,
THERE WASN'T ANY KIFE.
HOW DO THEY ALL HAVE EQUAL SHARES,
AND SAVE THEMSELVES FROM STRIFE???
Answer: THE GREEDY KING'S SISTER IS MARRIED TO HIS FRIEND,SO THERE ARE ONLY THREE PEOPLE.THEY EACH GET A PIE.
Question: there's a coin in a glass bottle plugged with a cork. how can you get the coin out without break the cork or bottle, or pulling the cork out?
Answer: you push the cork in.
Question: Four band members are running late for a concert, their bus breaks down. they decide to take a shortcut through a forest. They come to a river and the only way to cross is by the bridge. The bridge can only hold two people at a time. They only have one flash light
one member of the band can cross the bridge in one minute, another can cross in two minutes, the third can cross in five minutes an the last can cross in ten minutes.
They have seventeen minutes to cross the bridge and for all of them to make it to the concert on time. How do they do it?
one member of the band can cross the bridge in one minute, another can cross in two minutes, the third can cross in five minutes an the last can cross in ten minutes.
They have seventeen minutes to cross the bridge and for all of them to make it to the concert on time. How do they do it?
Answer: First, the one minute person and the two minute person must cross the bridge, for a total of two minutes. Then the one minute person should come back with flashlight - total of three minutes. The five minute person and the ten minute person cross together next, making the total thirteen minutes. Now the two minute person goes back and (total now fifteen minutes) and gets the one minute person and they cross together bringing the total to seventeen minutes.
Question: How many of each animal did Moses have on his ark?
Answer: Moses didn't have an ark; Noah did.
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: "No"
It asks..."Can you guess this riddle?" and obviously not. The kindergardeners couldn't guess it so they said "no". Harvard students and graduates actually seeked an actual answer.
Although...I could be wrong... :(
It asks..."Can you guess this riddle?" and obviously not. The kindergardeners couldn't guess it so they said "no". Harvard students and graduates actually seeked an actual answer.
Although...I could be wrong... :(
