Question: why did dinosaurs eat raw meat
Answer: because they did not no how to cook
Question: There's a quarter named Billy, his sister is a dime named Dime, his brother is a nickel named Nickel, and his mom is a penny named Penny.
what is the quarter's name
Answer: Billy
Question: From there to here, I disappear. From here to there, I reappear. What am I?
Answer: The letter T
Question: what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries
Answer: a towel
Question: What is metal, expanded at the end, must have a person to ring, played in churches, yet is not what most people would think it is?
Answer: A Trumpet.
Question: A man has one phone, and wants to dail 5 different numbers to call 5 different people.
The man can only use the phone 10 times. And the man does not know the numbers of the five people he wants to call.
He only knows one number, and that number isn't the number of any of the 5 people he wants to call. In the end he ends up calling all of the people and he ended up dailing the same number he knew from the beginning 5 times. What is the number that he knew from the begginning?
Answer: The number that the man knew was 411, he dailed 411 five times to get the numbers of the five people and ended up using the phone 10 times.
Question: Little Nancy Etticoat. Weraing a white petticoat, with a red nose. The longer she stands the shorter she grows.
Answer: A candle
Question: What building has the most stories?
Answer: library
Question: the more you take the more u leave behind
Answer: footsteps
Question: What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
Answer: A human being. An infant crawls on all fours, a full grown walks on two legs, and an old man needs a cane to walk, hence the "third leg".