Question: The guy that makes it dont want it, the guy that buys it dont need it, the guy that uses it never sees it.....WHAT AM I ??

Question: What gets wetter as it dries?

Question: WHAT MEN GO TO THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AND LAST THING AT NIGHT NO MAN NORE WOMAN WILL STOP HIM FROM IT .

WHAT YOU ARE DOING WHILE READING THIS

Question: He was born in 1955, and today was his 18th birthday. how is that

Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
85% of people givin this riddle never figure it out. When given to a 6 year old in a elementry school they figure it out in under ten minutes.

Question: what do you call a sleep walking nun?

Question: It brings back the lost as though never gone, shines laughter and tears with light long since shone,
amoment to make, alife time to shed, valued then but lost when your dead.

Question: There is a one story house and every thing is pink. The phone is pink the toilet is pink the house is pink the poop was pink the people were pink the phone was pink the floor was pink couch was pink the rugs were pink the clothes were pink the ceiling was pink the water was pink the books were pink and the computer was pink. Now what color are the stairs???

Question: your infront of two dorrs, door A, n door B. both doors have a flim strip that talk to you.
one door leads to paradise and make all your dreams and wishes come true. the other door, leads to certain death.
you are allowed one question
to ask either door.
one door... always lies.... one door... always tells the truth
whats the question you ask?

Question: A man asked a women how many ducks she had. She said when they were walking down the path there were two behind one, one in between two and one in front of two. How many ducks does she have?