Question: A farmer and his hired hand were carrying sacks of feed into the barn. The farmer carried 1 sack of feed, and the hired hand carried 2 sacks. Who carried the most weight?
Answer: The farmer because he was actually carrying sacks of feed, instead of just sacks like the hand.
Question: There were 3 men who went to a hotel.

The receptionist said that a room costs $30.

Each man paid $10.

When they went to the room, the receptionist remembered that a room costs $25.

The receptionist sent $5 to a boy.

The boy didn't know how to divide 5 by 3.

He gave each man $1 and kept $2 for himself.

So each man paid $9 (10-1)(the boy gave $1 to each man)

9*3=27

27+2(the one that the boy kept for himself)=29

Where is the last dollar?
Answer: It's 27 - 2 because the boy kept it for himself. So we have $25.
The $25 + 3 (that the men have) + 2 = $30.
Question: okay.theres a man on a tree with a scubbadiving suit (by now he was dead) how did he get there?

hint:there had been a fire erlier that day ,he got on a helicopter but the people driving it didnt now he was there
how did he get on a tree ??
Answer: since there had been a fire a helicopter picked up water unknowing they had gotten a personso they droped the water on the fire the person landed on a tree and died
Question: What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your Age
Question: What gets bigger when you remove more of it?
Answer: A hole
Question: What do you swallow but don't vomit when having the flu?
Answer: A Virus
Question: Kate's parents are taking thier four children to sixflags next week onechilds name is april the second one is may and the third one is june what is the fourth childs name
Answer: KATE can't you read!!!!!!!!!!
Question: You are stuck in a room, all the windows are padlocked and made out of titanium. The walls are made of brick and the floor is cement. the room contains a nuclear bomb, if used will kill you. a jack hammer and a gun with one shot. how do you get out?
Answer: you use the door!
Question: where did the bee landed when he sat?
Answer: on his bee-hind
Question: How do you make 40 with 6, 4, 8, and 2?
Answer: (6*4)+8*2=40






*the * is a multiplication sign.