Question: i have 3 american coins. i have $0.30. none of the coins are dimes. what coins do i have?
Answer: i have 2 quarters, and a nickel. i have more than $0.30 but i still have $0.30
Question: WHAT ARE THE TWO HARDEST SPORTING EVENT TICKETS TO ACQUIRE IN THE US AND WHEN IS THE SECOND HARDEST THE EASIEST TO ACQUIRE?
Answer:
Question: i versed the yankees , im on your feet, i can be red. what am i ?
Answer: KRISTEN ! <--PSH THATS WHAT I AM =D JK .. Boston Red Sox
Question: I have four legs and covered with spots but I can also swim in the water. And stay on land. What am I?
Answer: Frog
Question: There were 10 cats. 1 ran away. How many are left?
Answer: 0 because they were copy cats!
Question: I stay in one place, but get what I need from afar, I can change from close and change from far, my life makes people happy and sad, I can die and be reborn again what am I?
Answer: television
Question: Your the bus driver. On Mondays everyone wears a hat. On Tuesday everyone wears pink. On Wednesday everyone wear pink polka dotted dressed even the guys. On Thursdays and Fridays you only pick up one stop. Whats the bus drivers name?
Answer: Your the bus driver
Question: In a room, there is 1 lightbulb. There is 1 and ONLY 1 door getting into the room and once you have gone in the door you must close it behind you and may not go back out. Outside the door there are 3 light switches.Once you open the door you CAN'T touch the light switches any more Only 1 switch turns the light on. How do you figure out which switch turns the light on.
Answer: 1:turn the first switch on and keep it on for 10 munites. After the 10 munites turn the switch off.
2:soon after step 1, turn the 2nd switch on and leave it on.
3:don't touch the 3rd swich.
4:go into the room, if the light is off, touch it and if its warm or hot you know that it is the first swich because you let the lightbulb warm up and just turned it off.If it is cool or cold and not on, you know its the 3rd switch because you did not touch the 3rd swich at all. If the light is on you obviously know that it is the second swich because you left the second swich on.
2:soon after step 1, turn the 2nd switch on and leave it on.
3:don't touch the 3rd swich.
4:go into the room, if the light is off, touch it and if its warm or hot you know that it is the first swich because you let the lightbulb warm up and just turned it off.If it is cool or cold and not on, you know its the 3rd switch because you did not touch the 3rd swich at all. If the light is on you obviously know that it is the second swich because you left the second swich on.
Question: He who makes it needs it not
He who buys it wants it not
He who uses it feels it not
He who buys it wants it not
He who uses it feels it not
Answer: A coffin
Question: It's the spelling, not the reading.
It's the letters, not the words.
It's the kitten, not the cat.
It's the puppy, not the dog.
It's small, but not big.
It's the tree, not the branches.
It's the guessing, not the knowing!
What is significant in these statments?
It's the letters, not the words.
It's the kitten, not the cat.
It's the puppy, not the dog.
It's small, but not big.
It's the tree, not the branches.
It's the guessing, not the knowing!
What is significant in these statments?
Answer: The first item has double letters.
