Question: I hold up the sky
I hold many pounds
just so you know
I can never fall on the *ground*
I am made of the world
without me you'll die
the ones who survive
are the ones that can fly
Answer: the ground
Question: What will happen if an unstopable force meets an immovable object
Answer: there is no answer
Question: You are on a horse. Riding into a town on Sunday, you stay there for 3 days and left again on Sunday. How is that possible?
Answer: The horse's name is Sunday
Question: I have four wings, but cannot fly. What am I?
Answer: Windmill
Question: what is better than God

what is better than the Devil

the rich need it

and the poor have it

what is it?
Answer: nothing
Question: their isa cat, a dog, and a mouse. you need to get them across the river. you cant leave the cat and thje dog alone or the mouse and the cat alone. your boat can only carry one animal. how do you get them across?
Answer: you take the cat over. then you take the dog over and bring back the cat. then you take the mouse over. then go back to get the cat

DONE
Question: There are two guys and one is wearing a hat. The one guy asks the guy with the hat to take it off. So he does but, he dosn't reveal any hair. What happened????
Answer: The guy wearing the hat was bald.
Question: What get wet as it drys?
Answer: A towl
Question: If you had an 8 letter,subtract five, and had ten, then what is the word?
Answer: tendency
Question: what came first the chicken or the egg
Answer: the egg there were many eggs before chickens